melkmatic's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[NO DISTANT LOVE IN COLOR]

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That was really fucking nice! I like the way it flicked from colour to black and white, and the graphics and animation were just really well done in general. There's just a couple of minor things though, you need to sort out the preloader because you can't see the loading bar, and also make the movie stop at the end, maybe with a replay button. But overall it was really good, well done!

5/5

[Unknown: Story of J-19]

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I thought that was pretty good. The graphics were fairly good, although the animation the whole way through was very bad. I couldn't really follow the plot either. The way it was subtitled was really annoying, but the aliens made a cool noise so... I liked the way the bounty hunter dodged the bullets at the beginning though, that was pretty good.

4/5

[Mashed Taters]

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That was fucking fantastic, I was laughing very hard the whole way through. Whats taters aye?

[Cletus the Fetus ep 48]

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That was pretty average. Great idea, the title I mean, but I think it could have been done better. I guessed pretty early on that she wasn't actually giong to talk, and apart from that there wasn't too much going for this movie. The graphics are pretty good I suppose and the sound quality is good too. Oh, and you spent more than 10 minutes on this, which always qualifies for at least one point.

[Bomberman 9/11]

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Too short, and there's not a lot of plot. Also, if someone dropped a suitcase full of bombs in an airport nowadays, I think they would get shot or at least much more fucked up than a jokey photo shoot. Very very nicely drawn though, and quite well animated.

1 / 5

[Triangle vs square]

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You're lucky I'm in a good mood, it took me ages to realise that it was a loop. For some reason I really liked it, I think it was the way she said "weeeeeell"