melkmatic's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[S.W.A.T. - Teaser]

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Yur, there was some nice graphics in there, esecially the scenery. I loved all the effects you used, they look cool. You used loadfs of gradients, and I hate gradients. It doesn't matter how well they are used, I still think they look shit. And the music didn't really fit. Also, if you're going to submit a teaser or preview, submit it at:
"h t t p:// w w w .newgrounds . co m/ngmag/alphas/submit. p h p"
(remove spaces because it wont let you write html in reviews) Other than that it was ok.

2/5

[not stick SKATER movie 3]

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That was amazing! Thats probably the best skate flash Ive ever seen. The 3D bit at the end was really cool, something I've been wanting to see for ages in real-life skateboarding videos. The only thing I would say is I hated the music. Too closely associated with THPS I think. Oh yeah, and email me about that 'stop-motion with frame by frame' it sounds very interesting...

[NO DISTANT LOVE IN COLOR]

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That was really fucking nice! I like the way it flicked from colour to black and white, and the graphics and animation were just really well done in general. There's just a couple of minor things though, you need to sort out the preloader because you can't see the loading bar, and also make the movie stop at the end, maybe with a replay button. But overall it was really good, well done!

5/5

[Unknown: Story of J-19]

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I thought that was pretty good. The graphics were fairly good, although the animation the whole way through was very bad. I couldn't really follow the plot either. The way it was subtitled was really annoying, but the aliens made a cool noise so... I liked the way the bounty hunter dodged the bullets at the beginning though, that was pretty good.

4/5

[Mashed Taters]

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That was fucking fantastic, I was laughing very hard the whole way through. Whats taters aye?

[Spiderman Sketches]

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I liked the graphics and animation a lot, they were really well done. The only thing I would say is that the sound effects were a bit cheesy, and that it could have doen with a plotline. Very good though, I liked it.

4/5

[Cletus the Fetus ep 48]

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That was pretty average. Great idea, the title I mean, but I think it could have been done better. I guessed pretty early on that she wasn't actually giong to talk, and apart from that there wasn't too much going for this movie. The graphics are pretty good I suppose and the sound quality is good too. Oh, and you spent more than 10 minutes on this, which always qualifies for at least one point.

[Bomberman 9/11]

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Too short, and there's not a lot of plot. Also, if someone dropped a suitcase full of bombs in an airport nowadays, I think they would get shot or at least much more fucked up than a jokey photo shoot. Very very nicely drawn though, and quite well animated.

1 / 5

[Snoof&HD Forum Story]

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I was gonna give this a one, coz it's boring and pointless, but then the koala popped up randomly, that raised it to a two, then the song at the end made it a five. That's a really bad way to decide on the voting score coz it's not even your song, but never mind.

Snoofalah responds:

I know it isn't "our song," look at the audio credits.

[Triangle vs square]

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You're lucky I'm in a good mood, it took me ages to realise that it was a loop. For some reason I really liked it, I think it was the way she said "weeeeeell"